I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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