Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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