That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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