Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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