We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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