you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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