East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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