Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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