just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
NoShamevember. You game?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Randomize
