I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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