Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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