I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
i would one night stand the shit outta him
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
there is puke in my bra ... again
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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