I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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