I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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