white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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