im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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