i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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