glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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