Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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