I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
