would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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