I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
