Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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