i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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