Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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