so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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