i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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