after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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