this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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