wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
They took my balls.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
