I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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