...so i touched it.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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