No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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