You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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