You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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