sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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