So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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