I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
