No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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