Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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