How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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