of course. lets lasso hookers.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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