garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Nicole vs. Life
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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