They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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