i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Randomize
