he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
My pussy is not your playground.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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