I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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