Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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