I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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