whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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