thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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